Im megan I love to write. And youtubers are fab. Arctic monkeys are the bae and I'm an all around loser ✌American and hoping for life ✨
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.